To put it politely, I am sick and tired of hearing about the ‘royal wedding’.
Maybe I’m a cow, maybe I’m being nasty and a spoil sport, but I really, really can’t understand why some people, even people I know well, are getting so excited about two strangers marrying! They mean absolutely nothing more to me than Katie Price or Peter Andre do. And did I care about their sham of a wedding?…Did I hell!
My neighbour recently bought a brand-new TV to watch this event. She has bought a whole set of china with the ‘happy couple’s’ face painted on them. I would never part with my money for such a ridiculous cause. Not being nasty, but if this wedding is all you have to look forward to in life, something’s wrong.
“Ohhh but she’s a normal girl you see, that’s why we’re so intrigued!” I hear people say. Erm, normal? What’s normal about you if you’re hanging in the same crowds as Prince William? I thought I was normal but I doubt I will ever see him in person in my life. She is not ‘normal’, she is just ‘non-royal’!
In my opinion, the only good thing about any of the royals is that they bring tourists to the UK. They don’t do anything else as far as I’m concerned, except use tax-payers’ money to waste on weddings. If I hear one more person rattle on about how they ‘do a lot for charity’, I will either cry or hit them. OF COURSE they do a lot for charity; they’re rich without lifting a finger and they haven’t got anything else to do with their lives but do voluntary work and give out money! Any normal person in the world would be charitable if they were in the same predicament as the royal family were! Am I wrong? If so, let me know…
I’m in no way wishing them harm. Like any couple, I wish them the best in their marriage. I just don’t see what they have done to be so special, making constant headlines all around the world. They’re not Gods yet people are as excited as if Jesus is said to return tomorrow! I’m just sick and tired of reading about it. When I think of the royals, I think of how England was one of the last countries to give up slavery. How did the royals help us then? My Dad is black and thankfully he agrees with me!
Tomorrow, I will not be waking up at 8.30 am to watch live coverage, I will not be wearing a new out-fit and I will not be partying in the street. The only good thing about this façade is that it’s classed as a bank holiday and so I’ll get double pay tomorrow at work. Good times!
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